the room spins SO much faster in panama
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
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The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
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Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
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