your room smells of hookers.
And success
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
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At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
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