somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
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Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
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Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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