just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
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