ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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