Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
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Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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