I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
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That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
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Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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