it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Randomize