I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
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But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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