Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Randomize