Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
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September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
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this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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