I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
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I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
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This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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