Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
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I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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