so that wasnt chicken after all
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
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Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
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Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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