even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
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And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
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Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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