i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
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Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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