I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
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some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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