I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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