I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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