Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
are you so shy because you have an std?
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
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I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
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I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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