Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
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So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
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I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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