Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
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First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
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I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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