I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
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It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
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Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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