Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
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Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
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Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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