Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
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Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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