you have to choose: penises or morals?
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
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it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
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You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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