Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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