My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
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He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
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I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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