At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
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The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
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I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
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