Your tits are I can't wait for
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
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Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
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If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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