What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
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she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
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Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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