Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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