I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
this will be a night to untag.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
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You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
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