Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
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From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
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How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I enjoy the company of your penis
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