when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
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Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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