one two three fourrrrnication!
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
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Bang-toberfest begins!!
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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