ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
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You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
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I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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