therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Naked Twister starts at high noon
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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