What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
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There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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