i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
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I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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