There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
if i can run in heels then i can drive
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
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I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
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He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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