You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
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once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
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I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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