she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
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MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
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It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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