Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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