**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
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She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
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We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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