u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
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thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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