u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
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I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
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I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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