I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
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Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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