can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
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i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
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He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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