i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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